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The sneezy cat is sick and the side effects of that sickness, is that nothing will age, and it lasts forever. This cat caught it, so it cannot die, and will always be sneezing. The sickness cannot be spread through that cat, so you don't have to worry about getting sick.
Do not believe the lies. This cat is a vector, an ender to death. All silly cats will be forced to live infinite lives. It needs to be stopped. Killing it is out of the question, only containment.
S.C.C.
Silly Cat Corporation