"Two legs down but I'm still up." -Nilbert, 2003 September 15th.
Nilbert is a mastermind infamous for causing the Mount Tambora eruption of 1815 by throwing 45 tonnes of explosives in the volcano. Nilbert is the son of Zingus, and the two of them are a deadly, extremely smart duo. Nilbert has an IQ of 234, and Zingus has an IQ of 235.
Nilbert is also known to be responsible for the October revolution of 1917, with the help of his father Zingus. His motive was unknown, but it's most likely that it was due to his intense, fanatical support of communism.
Nilbert's Crimes[]
Nilbert is a heinous criminal, so here is a list of crimes he has committed.
- Aggravated assault (132 counts)
- Vandalism (13 counts)
- Vehicular manslaughter (4 counts)
- Use of white phosphorus (7 counts)
- Embezzlement (37 counts)
- Extortion (84 counts)
- Bribery (17 counts)
- Shoplifting (1 count)
- Burglary (326 counts)
- Robbery (324 counts)
- Aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft (7 counts)
- Arson (34 counts)
- Blackmail (73 counts)
- Ransom (2 counts)
- Cyberbullying (1 count)
- Extortion (14 counts)
- False information and hoaxes (736 counts)
- Genocide (4 counts)
- Hate crime acts (39 counts)
- Harboring terrorists (2 counts)
- Missile systems designed to destroy aircraft (1 count)
- Pirating (3 counts)
- Sabotage (43 counts)
- Treason (3 counts)
- Trespassing (1438 counts)
- Overthrowing monarchy for communism (1 count)
Trivia[]
- Nilbert loves to walk.
- Be careful, as he is currently roaming the streets of New Jersey.
- He was responsible for Mount Tambora eruption of 1815.
- Nilbert has an IQ of 234.
- Nilbert is also known as the spookster by a few.